David Bowie

This last one is David posing like our old friend and Satanist, Aleister Crowley.

Rick James

No, no, no... Make that JESUS FREAK!

T-Pain

I guess he's in "Terrible Pain" (get it? T-Pain) thinking about all the people going to hell to pay for their sins against almighty God, and feels "Konvicted" to go and share the gospel. I guess.

Sammy Hagar

Let's see... Wearing a symbol of Jesus while, at the same time, wearing a t-shirt bearing the image of a man who once claimed to be more popular than Jesus. I wonder which person he worships more?

Kelly Clarkson

No, this is NOT a seductive photo. You see, Kelly was getting ready for her nightly prayers when the evil paparazzi jumped out of her closet and surprised her with a "Say cheese!" Shame on you Mr. celebrity stalking, breaking and entering, photography guy.

Rod Stewart

If you want my bible, and you think I'm holy, come on, sugar, let me know.

Flo Rida

Maybe Flo Rida's "Min Istry" is "Warn Ing" "Peo Ple" to "Re Pent" "Be Fore" the day of "Judg Ment". He also needs to pull up his "Draw Ers".

Nicholas Brendon

“For God did not call us to be impure, but to live a holy life.” -1 Thessalonians 4:7

Dee Snider (Twisted Sister)

A little inverted masculinity... and maybe a little twisted scripture... and voilá, this is what you get. It's as if christians and clowns don't get enough of a bad rap these days as it is.

Rick Ross

I'm sure he means, "May He Reign," and "Still Humble." I'm just sure of it.