Rick James

No, no, no... Make that JESUS FREAK!

T-Pain

I guess he's in "Terrible Pain" (get it? T-Pain) thinking about all the people going to hell to pay for their sins against almighty God, and feels "Konvicted" to go and share the gospel. I guess.

Sammy Hagar

Let's see... Wearing a symbol of Jesus while, at the same time, wearing a t-shirt bearing the image of a man who once claimed to be more popular than Jesus. I wonder which person he worships more?

Kelly Clarkson

No, this is NOT a seductive photo. You see, Kelly was getting ready for her nightly prayers when the evil paparazzi jumped out of her closet and surprised her with a "Say cheese!" Shame on you Mr. celebrity stalking, breaking and entering, photography guy.

Rod Stewart

If you want my bible, and you think I'm holy, come on, sugar, let me know.

Flo Rida

Maybe Flo Rida's "Min Istry" is "Warn Ing" "Peo Ple" to "Re Pent" "Be Fore" the day of "Judg Ment". He also needs to pull up his "Draw Ers".

Nicholas Brendon

“For God did not call us to be impure, but to live a holy life.” -1 Thessalonians 4:7

Dee Snider (Twisted Sister)

A little inverted masculinity... and maybe a little twisted scripture... and voilá, this is what you get. It's as if christians and clowns don't get enough of a bad rap these days as it is.

Rick Ross

I'm sure he means, "May He Reign," and "Still Humble." I'm just sure of it.

Agnes Bruckner

She has a trinity of cross tattoos—how Biblical.

Hillary Clinton

I wonder if she's still wearing it now that her presidential bid is over.

Brett Michaels (Poison)

I've heard it said that sin is like poison... poison candy. It's enjoyable for a season but will eventually kill you. Thank you, Brett and Poison, for reminding us of this.

Lindsay Lohan

Really, what more can you say about this Disney Princess? So I'll tell a really bad unrelated joke: What would you call Lindsay singing the Star Wars theme by herself? A Lohan Solo.

Run DMC

Jesus talked a lot about Hell too.

Dave Navarro

Do the nipple rings represent the 2 thieves crucified on either side of Jesus? Now that's detail!

Faith Hill

Nothing sends a clear and straightforward message to the children like taking sultry, seductive photos while wearing a cross. And here's the punch line.... her name is Faith. Get it? Like having "faith" in Jesus? Who was crucified on a "hill"? Oh, never mind—I give up!

Stephen Jackson

Mr. Jackson has a tattoo of praying hands holding a pistol pointed toward heaven - all under a cross. You can see he's quite proud of it, as I'm sure the NBA is as well.

Jim Morrison

If you're not right with God when you break on through to the other side, He will surely light your fire... baby.

Houston's 'rock star' preachers

This was the headline and story on our hometown rag's website today. I wonder how many of them would relish being called 'Rock Stars'? Click HERE for the story/slideshow.

Aleister Crowley

Okay, this has to be the biggest instance of hypocrisy in the history of hypocrisy (well, other than Judas' kiss). You probably have never heard of him, but Mr. Crowley is THE celebrity of occultists. He has had more influence on today's culture than any other person. Oh, don't believe me? Well, watch the videos below and see for yourself...

Shannon Doherty

Yet another Playboy Bunny for God - who I'm sure, by the way, is not some old guy walking around his heavenly mansion in silk pajamas and a smoking jacket. I'm just sayin'.