K-Fed (Kevin Federline)

Insert your own joke here.

Hillary Duff

Another Disney starlet circling the drain. Ironic, though, how all the Disney princesses have storybook endings. Watch out, Miley!

II Timothy 3:1-5

But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away! (NKJV)

Alice Cooper

Here Mr. Alice shows us that practicing sin is like snorting a lethal substance, and then he does battle with that ancient and crafty serpent known as the devil.

Lance Bass

"Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders" (1 Corinthians 6:9). It really doesn't get any clearer than that.

Notorious B.I.G.

I sincerely hope Mr. Notorious was Born Again, because he's now experiencing Life After Death thanks to a drive-by shooting.

Anna Nicole Smith

Dead at 40 from a drug overdose. Tragic.

Drew Barrymore

Too young to die? Is that what Anna Nicole Smith thought?

Russell Crowe

Vengeance may take no prisoners, but God's justice does—for eternity (and btw, it's not Heaven that's burning).

Jay Z

Gang-bangin' for the Lord is okay. I mean, Jesus had His own posse... right?!

Kate Moss

Here miss Moss is dressed like pre-fall Eve holding a camera she obviously plucked from the tree of knowledge of good lighting and bad lighting.

Verne Troyer (Mini Me)

The above took place at the 2003 Teen Choice Awards. Classy.

Randy Jackson

In the above video, Randy (gang sign) Jackson, a "Baptist", makes fun of a young man aspiring to holiness by keeping himself pure until his wedding day. Yo, yo.... Way to represent, DAWG.

Also, you can now buy Randy's new album at the online bookstore of Houston BAPTIST University. Huh?!

Chris Tucker

"Do not store up for yourselves dead presidents on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal." Unless you're packing heat with a painted face—then go for it.

Ozzy Osbourne

No sarcastic zinger needed here. I mean, c'mon... it's Ozzy Osbourne!

Click here to read an exposé on the Ozzy Osbourne from GoodFight.org

Kim Kardashian

Kim celebrates the birth of our Lord and Savior — by "taking it all off" in a Christmas issue of Playboy.

David Beckham

Bling in the front — tat on the back. It's good to have your bases covered... just in case.

Bono

As a public service, Bono dresses like Satan so we can all know what he looks like and won't be caught off guard when he approaches and asks to borrow a match.

Click here to watch an exposé video on U2 from GoodFight.org

Catherine Zeta Jones

Catherine bows to the Lord... in skin-tight Spandex!